Arceus Battle Music Extended Essay

Author has written 65 stories for Pokémon, Inuyasha, Slayers, Dragon Knights, Digimon, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Rave Master, Into the Woods, Tsubasa Chronicle, Harry Potter, Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン, RWBY, D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Anime X-overs, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hobbit, Toriko, and Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid/小林さんちのメイドラゴン.

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I write for U by KyouTakuTen- Hey, all you KyouTen fans out there! You've probably read this story, but if you haven't, do! Tsurugi writing KyouTen fanfiction; what more could you possibly want?

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Pen name: Petal

Pen name: Read one of my stories. I'm the one who isn't Petal.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, shipping.

Hobbies: Annoying Petal out of her mind!

Likes: Pokemon, anime, manga, video games, fanfiction, computers, shipping, peace, family, fruit, candy, pastries, reviews, shrimp tempura, allusions.

Likes: Pokemon, anime, manga, games, fanfiction, Combeeswax, and Combeeswax that isn't yours. (Read: None of your business!)

Dislikes: Family (occasionally), veggies, homework, school, pressure, no reviews, fanfiction with terrible grammar, punctuation, etc.

Dislikes: Many things.

Here's a survey we took. We collaborated on some of the answers.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

Copper:"Type:Within each element of Pokemon, there are..."

Petal: "...for callin' in to brekkist an' give us water 'n' vittles to..." The Bellmaker by Brian Jacques

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Petal: My brother (AKA Copper)

Copper: Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Petal: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

Copper: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Petal: 7:40

Copper: 7:58

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:58

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Petal & Copper: Battle sounds & music from "Naruto Powerful Shippuden" demo with the occasional "Hah! Keh! RASENGAN! Itte!"

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Petal: Three something. I was walking out of the car and into the house.

Copper: This evening. I was stepping out of the car after accompanying dad while he dropped mom off at her yoga class.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

TheFinalElements's profile that had the survey.

9. What are you wearing?

Petal: While I type this? My PJs.

Copper: Clothes that I am too lazy to describe.

10. Did you dream last night?

Petal: Um. I think so?

Copper: Yes. I dreamed of void, more void, and did I mention void?

11. When did you last laugh?

Petal: Ehh. A little earlier when I read some of TheFinalElements's survey answers.

Copper: Five seconds ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Petal & Copper: A couple of Pokemon posters and paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Petal: Ichiya from Fairy Tail.

Copper: This survey, my sister, me, and some other stuff.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Petal: It's fun and a great way to kill time!

Copper: Quiz? What quiz? OH NO! WHAT IF I FAIL! I DIDN'T STUDY!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Petal: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction.

Copper: Ditto.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Petal: Every Pokemon Video Game, a 3DS, TomoDachi Life, Animal Crossing New Leaf, a computer, a data plan, a TV, and I'd pay off this house's mortgage.

Copper: The Internet.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Petal: I have a map of Sinnoh on my wall.

Copper: I am a space alien.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Petal: World peace.

Copper: We can go to school when we want.

19. Do you like to dance?

Petal: No.

Copper: No.

20. Obama

Petal: "Mister President, Mister President, we have an emergency!" XD

Copper: Should lower taxes.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Petal: Harmony! Copper, don't laugh.

Copper: Cootie Face.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Petal: Um... Copper?

Copper: Jet Rocket.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THEIR WORLD (I LISTED THEM FROM MY FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVORITE HEY WHY IS THE CAPS LOCK STILL ON)

Anime:

1. Ash

2. Pikachu

3. Brock

4.Team Rocket (all three of 'em!)

5. Serena

6. Cilan

7. Clemont

8. Bonnie

9. Misty

10. Arceus ('cause we would be brought to justice if we didn't include him)

Manga

1. Red

2. Yellow

3. Blue

4. Gold

5. Green

6. Silver

7. Crystal

8. Sapphire

9. Ruby

10. Y

Then ask the following questions

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

Anime: (Brock, Pikachu) Brock: I didn't know you could use the shower. Pikachu: Pika!

Manga: (Blue, Yellow) Blue: Need help with your hair?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Anime: Team Rocket & Misty: AUTHOR, ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!

Manga: (Gold, Ruby) Ruby: Are you feeling alright? Gold: T.T That's the last time I play Truth or Dare with Blue.

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

Anime: (Serena, Arceus) Serena *hides in a corner in fear* Arceus: Hey, not half bad for a human's cooking!

Manga: (Green, Y) Green: I'm not cooking anything for you. I don't even know you. Get lost. Y: How rude! And I came all this way!

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

Anime: (Cilan, Clemont) Clemont wonders why Cilan's hair is green.

Manga: (Silver, Crystal) Crystal forces Gold to be quiet so Silver can rest.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

Anime: (Clemont, Team Rocket) Clemont means he's joined Team Rocket. But this is the mirror world now. So he's still a good guy.

Manga: (Crystal, Gold) Gold and Crystal got married! Yay! Mangaquestshippers all over the globe celebrate. The girls fangirl and the guys fanboy.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Anime: (Bonnie) She got too close to one of Clemont's inventions right before it exploded.

Manga: (Sapphire) She either crashed into something while swinging on a vine or got attacked by a wild pokemon.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

Anime: (Misty, Cilan) They have the same friends. Misty insults Ash anyway.

Manga: (Ruby, Silver) If it's Gold, he'll wholeheartedly agree. If it's Crystal, he'll tell him off. If it's Blue, he'll beat him up.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

Anime: (Arceus, Ash) Arceus has no time to waste on a mere human.

Manga: (Y, Red) They don't even know each other, so... Yeah...

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

Anime: (Serena, Ash) Ash saves her. We Amourshippers run around and celebrate like crazy people.

Manga: (Green, Red) They team up and beat the bad guys. Then Red's eardrums get busted up, Yellow can heal humans, and we Specialshippers run around like crazy people because of the ensuing fluffiness.

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

Anime: (Brock, Pikachu) Pikachu thunderbolts him.

Manga: (Blue, Yellow) Blue apologizes. Yellow self-heals.

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

Anime: (Ash, Brock) Food.

Manga: (Red, Blue) A lecture on love, then she locks him and Yellow into a closet which they eventually manage to break out of. They thank Arceus for Pokemon and pokeballs.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Anime: (Pikachu, Team Rocket) Try to catch it. Get electrocuted. Then they blast off. Pikachu jumps out the window and lands perfectly on Ash's shoulder.

Manga: (Yellow, Gold) Freaks out because he and Tybo started the fire. Gets beat up by Red.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Anime: (Serena) Doesn't even know me and lives in another dimension.

Manga: (Green) See above. And he just plain wouldn't care.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Anime: (Team Rocket, Arceus, Ash) Ash freaks out and wakes up from a very, very strange dream.

Manga: (Gold, Y, Red) Pities Gold after seeing Crystal. Has Blue urge X (who obviously never heard about it) into action.

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

Anime: (Bonnie, Clemont) Tells her that he has a worse love life along with a mandatory big brother speech.

Manga: (Sapphire, Crystal) Makes Gold electrocute Ruby to try to get him to remember.

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

Anime: (Serena, Misty) Tells Ash.

Manga: (Green, Ruby) Cheers him on. "You're fabulous! I called Blue!" "Hi, Green~!" "...Pesky girl."

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

Anime: (Arceus, Team Rocket) Run for their lives. That laugh sounds awfully maniacal...

Manga: (Y, Gold) Wonders why his flirting has no effect on her and why she's laughing at him.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Anime: (Pikachu, Cilan, Misty) Cilan doesn't understand. Pikachu explains that it's a joke. Cilan still doesn't understand. Language barrier, dontcha know.

Manga: (Yellow, Silver, Ruby) Silver reports it to Blue. Blue explains that Red had forgotten his hat that day and was wearing one of Ruby's.

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

Anime: (Cilan, Brock) They'd get along. I think. But no one would understand what was going on since Brock's very fond of the ladies and Cilan's probably not gay.

Manga: (Silver, Blue) Guess so. But I don't like it. Chosenshippers celebrate while the Oldrivalshippers dust off their pitchforks.

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Anime: (Serena, Misty) It means that Misty has a younger sister figure in her life. Serena always goes to her for advice concerning Ash.

Manga: (Green, Ruby) It means that no one likes the movie script White wrote.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Anime: (Serena, Cilan) NO.

Manga: (Green, Silver) DOUBLE NO.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

Anime: (Cilan, Ash) Assumes he's looking for more stuff to be a connoiseur (SP?) on. Warns Iris.

Manga: (Silver, Red) Guesses that he's doing research for Blue.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Anime: (Clemont) Petal: Noooo! Don't experiment on it! Copper: Eeek! Does it have a hair-thingy popping up?

Manga: (Crystal) Petal: Gah! I should've brushed my hair! Then it wouldn't be all explody like Gold's! She's looking at me like I'm a delinquent!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

Anime: (Bonnie, Misty) Neither will Brock or Clemont.

Manga: (Sapphire, Ruby) Hopefully, he'll say something along the lines of "Sapphire! I remember! I remember the confession! I love you!"

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Anime: (Misty, Ash) Serena discovers that Ash isn't in love with Misty and Misty glares at her for using her email.

Manga: (Ruby, Red) Ruby: My fabulous new computer malfunctioned! *types that it was actually supposed to go to Sapphire so could you please forward it to her thanks and hits send*

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Anime: (Arceus, Ash) Petal: I pinch myself and waked up from the nightmare. Copper: Same.

Manga: (Y, Red) Petal: I hope that it's just that X cut his hair like Red and got red contact lenses, 'cause otherwise, my peers are going to be subjected to some serious ranting.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Anime: (Brock, Team Rocket) Petal: I send for room service. There's gonna be food everywhere. Copper: Does anyone have a pokemon with Wake-up Slap? *evil grin*\

Manga: (Blue, Gold) Petal: I'm thinking I should use author power to pretty up Crystal and drag her over to the hotel. Then I should wait until Blue finishes up her speech about love and being faithful. Then I wait for her to shove him out the door where Crystal oh-so-conveniently is. Copper: How come they haven't come out yet?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Anime: (Ash, Cilan) NO!

Manga: (Red, Silver) NO!

Would 2 trust 5

Anime: (Pikachu, Serena) Yes.

Manga: (Yellow, Green) Yes.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Anime: (Team Rocket, Arceus) "YOU! MUST BE BROUGHT! TO JUSTICE!!!!!!!" "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!" *star twinkles* Toink!

Manga: (Gold, Y) She's insulted and walks away.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Anime: (Cilan, Brock) I dunno, but it would taste awesome!

Manga: (Silver, Blue) I dunno. Ice cream? 'Cause, y'know, they were kidnapped by the Mask of Ice... Yeah, I know that was a fail...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Anime: (Clemont, Misty) Keeping people like Brock and Bonnie far away from anything young and female.

Manga: (Crystal, Ruby) Capturing the most beautiful pokemon in the world?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Anime: (Bonnie, Serena) No. It turns out weird and Serena has Jessica cut her hair short.

Manga: (Sapphire, Green) Nope. It probably would look weird. Plus, I don't think anyone would be able to tame those spikes...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Anime: (Misty, Cilan) Yes. He'll think he's found a fellow art and matchmaking connoisseur.

Manga: (Ruby, Silver) Nope. It's some kind of ninja girl. Ruby runs for his life while shouting apologies for thinking that Silver was a ninja.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Anime: (Arceus, Misty) Their faces are red with anger. They're talking about Ash's stupidity.

Manga: (Y, Ruby) I dunno. How cute her Fletchling is??

3 accidentally kicked 5?

Anime: (Brock, Serena) He apologizes.

Manga: (Blue, Green) It was on purpose. He calls her a pesky girl.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

Anime: (Pikachu, Misty) Misty discovers two things: 1) Pikachu can use a pokegear, and 2) Pikachu and Meloetta are an item.

Manga: (Yellow, Ruby) Ruby dresses her up for her dinner date with Red and gets them reservations at a fancy restaurant.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Anime: (Cilan) Doesn't even know us. The train of thought would be along the lines of "Oh. I bet I wasn't invited to some random person's birthday today."

Manga: (Silver) See above. He also wouldn't care.

7 won the lottery?

Anime: (Clemont) He'd spend it on materials for his inventions.

Manga: (Crystal) She donates it to Earl's orphanage/academy.

8 had quite a big secret?

Anime: (Bonnie) She blabs it to the first person she sees.

Manga: (Sapphire) It's not so much a secret since everyone knows except, of course, for that 'forgetful' idiot Ruby who really should REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 became a singer?

Anime: (Misty) She finally found her claim to fame. Her sisters are very proud.

Manga: (Ruby) Everyone expected it. He drags Sapphire on stage and sings a song about amnesia and love. They become an item!

10 got a daughter?

Anime: (Arceus) Everyone pales and screams at the thought of a chibi-justice bringer. ...Okay, now I'm thinking about Amelia from Slayers.

Manga: (Y) Everyone coos over little Z.

How would 3 greet 4?

Anime: (Brock, Team Rocket) "Team Rocket!"

Manga: (Blue, Gold) "Hi!" She inches away from him with a fake smile on her face.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Anime: (Team Rocket, Serena) She can hold and hug Pikachu. Pikachu trusts her.

Manga: (Gold, Green) Blue likes him. He works with Crystal (at least, I think he does for his grandpa's research). He's got fangirls.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Anime: (Serena, Cilan) They meet at a macaron convention. They bake macarons for Ash and the gang.

Manga: (Green, Silver) He's getting married to Blue, and Silver's clapping. Then he wakes up and terms it a nightmare. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Anime: (Cilan, Clemont) They both have names that start with C.

Manga: (Silver, Crystal) They're both Johto Pokedex Holders. They are both annoyed by Gold.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Anime: (Clemont, Bonnie) You have to ask? She asks a bunch of girls to marry him.

Manga: (Crystal, Sapphire) She caught more pokemon than her. Crystal proceeds to take it as a challenge and strives to catch more.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Anime: (Bonnie, Misty) In Pallet Town.

Manga: (Sapphire, Ruby) Littleroot Town. Her secret base. Pretty much anywhere.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Anime: (Misty, Arceus) No one likes Arceus's justice.

Manga: (Ruby, Y) Beats me.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Anime: (Arceus, Ash) They switch identities.

Manga: (Y, Red) She accidentally yells at Yellow.

Okay, now I'm gonna do some other series, too.

Slayers

1. Lina Inverse

2. Gourry Gabriev

3. Xellos Metallium

4. Pokota

5. Inspector Wizer Freion

6. Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun

7. Filia Ul Copt

8. Zelgadis Greywords

9. Lyos

10. Sylphiel Nels Lahda

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Xellos, Gourry) Um... It's that public bath on the ship in episode 7 of Revolution?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Pokota, Lyos) Amelia: Congratulations, Pokota-san and Lyos-san! Lina: *hits the two with a bunny slipper* DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?! Lyos & Pokota: Yep. Lina: FIREBALL!

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Wizer, Sylphiel) (O.o That insane geezer can cook?) Sylphiel: Um... Thanks... but... I already ate...

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Amelia, Filia) Filia would gripe about Xellos to the snoozing Amelia.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Filia, Pokota) Everyone: XELLOS! Xellos: What? Everyone: YOU SLIPPED SOMETHING WEIRD INTO FILIA'S TEA, DIDN'T YOU!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Zelgadis) A) Xellos did something, made him mad, and his blood pressure skyrocketed, or B) He got that way while fighting.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Lyos, Amelia) Amelia gives him a longwinded Justice speech.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Sylphiel, Lina) Meh. Gourry probably proposed to Lina or something, and Sylphiel's mad about it.

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Wizer, Lina) She'd probably laugh and help them...

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Xellos, Gourry) Use first aid skills he developed during his mercenary days and bind it until they get to a healer. Depending on where they are in the timeline, he'll use the Sword of Light as a walking stick.

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Lina, Xellos) A prank gift that she won't accept. She knows Xellos well enough by now.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Gourry, Pokota) Fly in there, grab him by the hair, and fly back out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Wizer) Doesn't know me. Far, far away, he'll be running around trying to arrest Lina.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Pokota, Sylphiel, Lina) Lina: *blank face* ...Huh?

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Zelgadis, Filia) Filia: Okay, Mr. Zelgadis, say you get dumped... Zel: I would have to be in a relationship first. Filia: Be quiet and listen! If that happens, always know that we're all your friends, and if you don't cheer up, Amelia will give you a justice speech to make you feel better.

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Wizer, Lyos) Lyos: GO, DETECTIVE GUY! BEAT LINA!

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Sylphiel, Pokota) Pokota: QUIT LAUGHING AT ME! I AM A PRINCE! I ONLY LOOK LIKE A STUFFED ANIMAL BECAUSE OF REZO!

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Gourry, Amelia, Lyos) Amelia: What?! But what about Miss Lina?! Gourry: I love her, too! That's why we're all friends! Except Lyos hates me and would get mad if I said I wanted to be his friend, so I hide it. Amelia: Phew...

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Amelia, Xellos) ABSOLUTELY NOT! XELLOS IS A MAZOKU, AND PHIL IS A JUSTICE FREAK LIKE HIS DAUGHTER! THERE'S BOUND TO BE CONFLICT, AND AMELIA WOULDN'T EVEN GO OUT WITH XELLOS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Wizer, Lyos) They form a lasting friendship with the base being their dislike of Lina. Duh.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Wizer, Amelia) I should hope not.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Amelia, Lina) Pop in to see what she's reading. It turns out to be about chimeras. Lina smiles knowingly and mutters that if Zel rejects Amelia, she'll beat him within an inch of life.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Filia) ...Wow. Is my Lina cosplay really that convincing? Filia's looking at me distrustfully...

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Zelgadis, Lyos) Lyos: Uh... Don't worry; you'll find your cure someday, and then you can confess to Amelia... But why are you waiting until you become a normal human again?

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Lyos, Lina) Lina returns an email saying that she isn't Soi Ren. Then she proceeds to berate him for saying he loves her by email because if he ever wanted to be better than Gourry, he should man up.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Sylphiel, Lina) Hey, that was in canon, so I have an actual reaction! Ahem. COME ON, SYLPHIEL! YOU CAN DO IT! LINA CAN'T DIE! SHE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER! LIVE, LINA! LIVE! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE TO BEAT COPY REZO! ...Hmph; Gourry should be doing the mouth-to-mouth rescucitation...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Xellos, Pokota) Oh dear... There are scary noises coming from there... Damage control! A monster and a stuffed animal are waging war in there! ...And one of the attacks hit the door, blew it off the hinges, and there's ice shards from the Freeze Arrow all over the floor!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Lina, Amelia) Soul sisters, maybe, but not soul mates.

Would 2 trust 5

(Gourry, Wizer) I doubt it. The guy tried to arrest Lina.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Pokota, Sylphiel) She tells him to please stop. She's not a very fun person. Harumph.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Amelia, Xellos) Xellos would create something disgusting, Amelia would sing the Life is Wonderful Song, and nothing would get done.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Filia, Lyos) Uh... Filia's Mace and Vase store would also start carrying swords?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Zelgadis, Wizer) Probably. Scissors have nothing on a master swordsman!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Lyos, Amelia) Nope. She'll say something along the lines of "It's not the outward appearance that matters, Mister Lyos! It's all about the heart! But thank you for trying anyway."

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Sylphiel, Lyos) Gourry, obviously. Except Lyos is flushed from anger 'cause he can't beat him at anything.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Xellos, Wizer) Right. 'Accidentally'. Wizer tries to arrest him for kicking him.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Gourry, Lyos) Well... He doesn't actually have one... So let's go with the closest thing! Lyos would send a message back that says 'GOURRY! LINA TRAVELS WITH YOU AND WALKS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! YOU SHOULD JUST ASK HER WHAT THE NEXT TOWN'S DELICACY DISH IS!'

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Amelia) That depends. If she knew me, I'd get a really long speech about justice and friendship.

7 won the lottery?

(Filia) The lottery is actually a ticket to Wolfpack Island. She grabs mace-sama and runs around trying to hit Xellos with it.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Zelgadis) Lina tells everyone he's a chimera. He glares at her and thinks 'Some friend.' Amelia proceeds to give him a speech about how it's not outward appearance that matters, but the heart.

9 became a singer?

(Lyos) Gourry beats him in that, too.

10 got a daughter?

(Sylphiel) She finally got over Gourry! Wonderful! ...And then the kid falls in love with Gourry and Lina's kid who's in love with someone else. The cycle continues. At least, that's what I think will happen...

How would 3 greet 4?

(Xellos, Pokota) Hello, stuffed animal! *starts feeding off of the anger and frustration that's rolling off Pokota in waves*

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Pokota, Wizer) He has a human body and isn't called 'punimal', 'minimal', or 'stuffed animal'.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Wizer, Amelia) She was a background character in his dream of arresting Lina.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Amelia, Filia) They're both priestesses.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Filia, Zelgadis) I dunno. He sided with Xellos?

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Zelgadis, Lyos) Lina drags the whole gang back to Ti Toh and Zel meets Lyos.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Lyos, Sylphiel) That Lina and Gourry are a 'thing' even though they haven't acknowledged it. He's not that insensitive. ...I hope.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Sylphiel, Lina) Oh, lots of things. One of the most promininent being that Lina is more proficient in attack magic than her. And her gargantuan appetite. Stuff like that.

Dragon Knights

1. Rath

2. Thatz

3. Rune

4. Fire

5. Kharl

6. Cesia

7. Kitchel

8. Lady Raseleane

9. Lord Lykouleon

10. Garfakcy

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Rune, Thatz) Rune: *quickly walks back out*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Fire, Lord Lykouleon) Rath rolls on the floor laughing at the expressions on everyone's faces and Fire glares at him for making him write such nonsense. Lykouleon looks on in amusement.

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Kharl, Garfakcy) (XD Oh, God, this is so perfect...) Garfakcy: LORD KHARL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THE KITCHEN! NOW CALL OFF THE FOOD! IT'S EATING THE TABLE LINEN!

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Cesia, Kitchel) Debates whether or not she should take something valuable from Cesia's bag and run off with it.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Kitchel, Fire) The whole Dragon Tribe is like one big family. I have a theory that Kitchel's related to Thatz somehow, so it makes perfect sense.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Lady Raseleane) Probably a minor incident in the castle's kitchen or something. No biggie.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Lord Lykouleon, Cesia) Lykouleon: Ha ha! Zoma can't walk without his bird! Cesia: RATH! Rath: *gets rid of disguise spell* Darn. You figured out I was in disguise quicker than Bierrez did.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Garfakcy, Rath) Well... Garfakcy doesn't really like Rath that much...

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Kharl, Rath) Since the serial killers are likely demons, he'll kill them. Then he might just turn his sword on the equally hated Kharl.

(I changed this one a bit) 2's on a vacation with 3 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 3 do?

(Rune, Thatz) Rune: THATZ!!!! *whacks him with giant mallet and drops a bunch of boulders on him. Then he heals himself*

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Rath, Rune) I dunno. A book about demons if he's in a good mood and Rath's lucky, maybe.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Thatz, Fire) Dumps Thatz and the house off his back and holds up a sign that tells him to make a house on Earth since he's bigger than Fire in his big form.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Kharl) Doesn't even know me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Fire, Garfakcy) Rath: *rolling on floor laughing*

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Lady Raseleane, Kitchel) Kitchel: WHAT?! YOUR KIDNAPPERS DUMPED YOU ON THE FLOOR IN AN UNDIGNIFIED MANNER?! DON'T WORRY, YOUR MAJESTY! I'LL TELL LORD LYKOULEON, AND HE'LL BEAT 'EM UP FOR YA IF HE HASN'T ALREADY! 'And I'll get a pay raise for being the first to tell him!'

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Kharl, Lord Lykouleon) Lykouleon: You can do it, Doctor Rara! ('cause it's while Kharl's infiltrated the Dragon Castle under the name Avis Rara as a doctor).

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Garfakcy, Fire) Fire: *holds up sign* Now, master! While he's immobilized! Rath: Fire, he's a human. I only wanna kill demons. You do it. You're the one who wants revenge for that photoshopped wedding picture.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Thatz, Cesia, Lord Lykouleon) Thatz: He was the one who picked me up off the streets and made something out of me! I really respect him! He's been like a father since the day I stepped into the castle! And Lady Raseleane like a mother! Cesia: Let me guess. You're leaving the castle and you're doing a sort of apology now?

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Cesia, Rune) O.o No. Just no. Not to the question, but to the pairing. He'd get along with her mom (who we assume is Lady Raseleane) but not with her dad (who we assume is Nadil, and we hate him for it).

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Kharl, Lord Lykouleon) It means one of his experiments went wrong and he drank a love potion by accident while spying on the Dragon Tribe.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Kharl, Cesia) Nope.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Cesia, Rath) Probably pop up out of nowhere and ask her if it's a book about demons.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Kitchel) Oh, dear... I shouldn't haven't gotten a haircut that looks so much like hers... She's getting mad... RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Lady Raseleane, Lord Lykouleon) Lykouleon: Don't worry, Raseleane. I'll marry you! (Years later, Lykouleon and Raseleane are happily married and the monarchs of the Dragon Tribe with three unruly Dragon Knights, a demon fortuneteller, a thief-turned-treasure-hunter, four trusted Dragon Officers, and an evil once-dead demon to defeat.)

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Lord Lykouleon, Rath) Rath: I DON'T CARE IF I'M LIKE A SON TO YOU! I STILL HATE YOU!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Garfakcy, Rath) WAIT, I THOUGHT GARFAKCY WAS IGNORING HIM! AND THOSE TWO HATE EACH OTHER'S GUTS! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I READ A CRACKFIC!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Rune, Fire) Are they complaining to each other about Rath or something?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Rath, Cesia) 8D I am happy to reply 'Yes!' They are, and then they get married at the end of the series!

Would 2 trust 5

(Thatz, Kharl) Pfft. Not a chance. ...Unless Kharl's in disguise, 'cause then he'd be Thatz's doctor, and you gotta trust your doctor. I read a fic about this once...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Fire, Garfakcy) They start fighting, though what they were doing in the same place boggles me.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Cesia, Rune) I dunno.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Kitchel, Lord Lykouleon) Museum curator? Except Kitchel would steal all the treasures...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Lady Raseleane, Kharl) I guess. Raseleane: Doctor Rara, you need a haircut! Kharl: Er... That's okay, Your Majesty... 'I should've made a disguise with shorter hair!'

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Lord Lykouleon, Cesia) Outwardly no, inwardly yes. Cesia: LORD LYKOULEON, I DO NOT LOVE RATH! Lykouleon: But you're perfect for each other! He literally needs you to survive, and he can protect you from Nadil and his army!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Garfakcy, Lykouleon) How'm I supposed to know? Maybe they're in the middle of a desert and are looking for a way out and are baking in the process?

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Rune, Kharl) He decides to kick him again on purpose. Rune: THIS IS FOR TINTLET! THIS IS FOR DELTE! THIS IS FOR THE OTHER ELVES! THIS IS FOR THE WATER LIGHTS! YOU DARED ATTACK MY TRIBE?!

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Thatz, Lykouleon) Lykouleon: Aha. Raseleane told me something was going on between you and that faerie fortune teller... Delte, her name was? I must tell the rest of the tribe!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Cesia) She doesn't know me.

7 won the lottery?

(Kitchel) She'd probably spend it all.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Lady Raseleane) She'd keep from others but tell Lykouleon.

9 became a singer?

(Lord Lykouleon) Rath would become a critic.

10 got a daughter?

(Garfakcy) O.o WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

How would 3 greet 4?

(Rune, Fire) Rune: Hello, Fire.

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Fire, Kharl) He doesn't have to put up with Rath's craziness. Then he proceeds to ponder on why in the world that whacko would want to have Rath with him.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Kharl, Cesia) She becomes a test subject and he gets to find out everything there is to know about her strange powers.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Cesia, Kitchel) They're both girls who work for the Dragon Tribe (although Cesia later becomes the Dragon Lady/Queen/Empress).

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Kitchel, Lady Raseleane) She lowered her paycheck?

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Lady Raseleane, Lord Lykouleon) They first met at her family's estate. After that? Lots of places. They're married!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Lord Lykouleon, Garfakcy) "Kharl's never going to make you a demon."

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Garfakcy, Rath) If he threatened to kill Kharl? He's capable of it, y'know.

Naruto

1. Naruto Uzumaki

2. Kushina Uzumaki

3. Minato Namikaze

4. Kakashi Hatake

5. Hinata Hyuga

6. Sakura Haruno

7. Akamaru (DOGGY!)

8. Gamakichi (FROGGY!)

9. Sasuke Uchiha (or his fangirls would have my hide. Can't have him lower than last place!)

10. I dunno. Itachi Uchiha?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

Well, they're married. Doesn't it make sense?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Kakashi, Sasuke) All the fangirls swoon, Naruto laughs, and Sakura faints.

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Hinata, Itachi) O.o Now that's a strange one. Maybe... As the brother of her husband's best friend (and possibly uncle of her son's wife if a prediction of what will happen in the future proves true), he'd probably be a houseguest if he had lived, right?

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Sakura, Akamaru) I dunno. Maybe he'd fall asleep, too.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Akamaru, Kakashi) Probably one of his ninja dogs is related to him, and they're like family?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Gamakichi) It's a check-up at the vet for all the animals who help ninja.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Sasuke, Sakura) Meh. Probably Naruto. Like that doesn't happen all the time.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Itachi, Naruto) Well, he's dead. The dead can't exactly talk to the living.

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Hinata, Naruto) Kill them first. No one messes with the Hokage's wife. Even if she can defend herself. And has a powerful cousin as backup.

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Minato, Kushina) Probably gets mad and beats him up. Then laughs it off.

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Naruto, Minato) If he hadn't died, probably several large servings of ramen. This is Naruto we're talking about here.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Kushina, Kakashi) Waits for his teachers wife to jump out the window, land gracefully, and berate him for not helping her.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Hinata) Doesn't know me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Kakashi, Itachi, Naruto) Probably laugh. (Naruto: Sasuke! Our sensei is your brother-in-law!)

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Gamakichi, Akamaru) Offer him a doggy treat. Akamaru's a canine, remember?

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Hinata, Sasuke) Sasuke: *watches as Neji wipes the floor with her* Naruto: HINATA! YOU CAN DO IT!

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Itachi, Kakashi) Buries head back in book.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Kushina, Sakura, Sasuke) Kushina: I love that kid. His femininity makes my son look even manlier! Sakura: *sweatdrops* Now might not be the best time to tell her that Sasuke has hordes of fangirls and Naruto doesn't...

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Sakura, Minato) I guess they might, but that's one whacked out AU...

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Hinata, Sasuke) Ew. In my nightmares. I've actually encountered fics of that before...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Hinata, Sakura) If Hinata's dying and it's mouth-to-mouth rescusitation since Sakura's a medic nin, I guess they might.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Sakura, Naruto) Bug her.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Akamaru) Makes sense. The shampoo the salon used smells weird.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Gamakichi, Sasuke) "Of course not. You're a frog."

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Sasuke, Naruto) The fangirls swoon, and I abruptly exit out of the screen. ("That's the last time I read a fic without knowing the pairing first!")

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Itachi, Naruto) "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" *wakes up from terrible nightmare*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Minato, Kakashi) Are they doing some kind of training exercise in there? I keep hearing Kakashi yell technique names, and a Chidori busted through the door.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Naruto, Sakura) If it were earlier on in the series, perhaps. But it's complete and the pairings are NaruHina and SasuSaku.

Would 2 trust 5

(Kushina, Hinata) Yep. If they knew each other.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Kakashi, Itachi) Itachi moves away and tells him to find a book instead.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Sakura, Minato) I dunno. Ramen?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Akamaru, Sasuke) Ninja.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Gamakichi, Hinata) Nope. He's a frog.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Sasuke, Sakura) Yep. He drew a self portrait!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Itachi, Sasuke) Their mom embarrassing them.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Minato, Hinata) He apologizes and leaps back into the battle. Well, if he was still alive.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Kushina, Sasuke) Sasuke: ...Dead people can send messages?

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Sakura) Doesn't know me.

7 won the lottery?

(Akamaru) Dogs can win the lottery?

8 had quite a big secret?

(Gamakichi) It's the secret of how he grew so much in such a short amount of time!

9 became a singer?

(Sasuke) His fangirls would be even scarier. And their numbers would multiply.

10 got a daughter?

(Itachi) Obviously, that would mean he survived. And then Sasuke suddenly transforms into a doting uncle.

How would 3 greet 4?

(Minato, Kakashi) "Hi, Kakashi!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Kakashi, Hinata) Beats me.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Hinata, Sakura) A nightmare where she took Naruto away.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Sakura, Akamaru) They're both ninja (even though one's a dog).

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Akamaru, Gamakichi) He stole his doggy treat.

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Gamakichi, Sasuke) On the battlefield.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Sasuke, Itachi) I dunno. Maybe some prank he pulled as a kid. Sasuke would say 'I love you' to his brother, wouldn't he? I mean, his heart hasn't completely been eaten away by darkness, right? Right?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Itachi, Naruto) He forced Sasuke to become his best friend.

Fairy Tail

1. Plue

2. Natsu Dragneel

3. Happy

4. Erza Scarlet

5. Lucy Heartphilia

6. Frosch

7. Mirajane Strauss

8. Wendy Marvel

9. Jason (COOOOOOOOOOL!)

10. Gray Fullbuster

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Happy, Natsu) They probably shower at the same time, so what's the big deal?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Erza, Jason) Jellal fumes. Gruvia loses what I believe should be its most prominent rival (HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SEE HER CRY, OKAY! I SHIPPED THEM AT FIRST, OKAY!)

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Lucy, Gray) She cooked dinner for the rest of Team Natsu, too. They always barge into her house, so this is probably a common occurence, even more so with Natsu.

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Frosch, Mirajane) Mirajane: Aww, Fro's so little and cute! *pats his head*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Mirajane, Erza) Fairy Tail's one big family anyway.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Wendy) Probably means she works there. Healer, remember?

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Jason, Frosch) Jason: Sabertooth is COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! Fro: Fro thinks so also! Sabertooth Guild members: Is that guy being sarcastic?

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Gray, Plue) Does Gray even know that Plue exists?

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Lucy, Plue) Gets summoned out to defend her!

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Happy, Natsu) (How does Happy break his leg?) He doesn't let it bother him and continues to run around setting fire to stuff.

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Plue, Happy) A fish, obviously.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Natsu, Erza) Absolutely nothing. Natsu eats the fire. Duh.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Lucy) Doesn't even know me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Erza, Gray, Plue) Plue: *raises paw* Puuuuuuuun! (Meanwhile, I jump for joy and Juvia sobs while plotting Erza's demise.)

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Wendy, Mirajane) Mira: You know, I really think so and so likes you! Lucy: WENDY! RUN!

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Lucy, Jason) Jason: It's Lucy from Fairy Tail versus Minerva from Sabertooth! COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Gray, Erza) Erza: Gray. Stop laughing. Gray: *shivers in terror* Y-y-y-y-yes ma'am!

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Natsu, Frosch, Jason) Fro: Fro thinks so also! Mira: *disguise melts off* I should find a better target to prank.

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Frosch, Happy) Well, at least they're the same species... His mom, yes, but his dad? Well, that guy doesn't seem the type to get along with anyone.

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Lucy, Jason) He's the one who gave her a job. Of course she's fond of him. But not love love.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Lucy, Frosch) Nope.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Frosch, Plue) Plue: Puuuuun! *trembles*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Mirajane) She's got that scary expression on her face... RUUUUUN!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Wendy, Jason) Jason: Don't worry! You'll find one! 'Cause you're COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Jason, Plue) Lucy: PLUE HAS AN EMAIL ACCOUNT?! Plue: Puuuuuuuun! Message: Plue! I've been a big fan of yours since day one! I'd like to interview you for Sorceror Weekly 'cause you're COOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Gray, Plue) Me: ...Huh? What the wha?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Happy, Erza) OH NOES! ERZA MUST HAVE TURNED HAPPY INTO HER STRAWBERRY-CAKE-MAKING-SLAVE!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Plue, Frosch) I dunno.

Would 2 trust 5

(Natsu, Lucy) With his life!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Erza, Gray) Gray shivers fearfully in a corner.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Frosch, Happy) Raw fish.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Mirajane, Jason) Working for Sorceror Weekly?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Wendy, Lucy) Sure.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Jason, Frosh) Fro's almost always happy, so yeah. No one even knows Fro's gender...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Gray, Jason) Fairy Tail's glory days? It's the happy blush you see sometimes in anime and manga.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Happy, Lucy) Lucy wouldn't even feel it. Cat-like creature with fluffy paws, remember?

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Natsu, Jason) Doesn't have one. Let's go with the closest thing! Jason: *publishes and article about Natsu and Lucy* Extra, extra! Read all about it! The power couple of Fairy Tail! COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Frosch) Doesn't know me. Fro: Fro thinks so also!

7 won the lottery?

(Mirajane) Maybe she'd give it to Master to pay the damage bills the guild causes.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Wendy) She tells Carla.

9 became a singer?

(Jason) All his songs would go like this: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!"

10 got a daughter?

(Gray) She'd probably always be at odds with Natsu's kid.

How would 3 greet 4?

(Happy, Erza) "Hi, Erza!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Erza, Lucy) I don't know.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Lucy, Frosch) Happy rounded up an army of exceeds and is taking over the world.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Frosch, Mirajane) They're both usually smiling.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Mirajane, Wendy) I don't know.

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Wendy, Jason) At the guild where he's conducting interviews.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Jason, Gray) "Natsu Dragneel is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLer than you!" (Yes, folks, ranked just for this! XD)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Gray, Plue) He's joined by Haru and the Ravestones?

Inuyasha

1. Kagome

2. Inuyasha (You'd be first if you didn't always go see Kikyo, idiot!)

3. Shippo

4. Sango

5. Miroku

6. Rin

7. Sesshomaru ('cause I'd be poison-clawed if I put Rin where he couldn't protect her)

8. Jaken (Toady.)

9. Naraku (he forbade his poor minions to be on this list, Kohaku included)

10. Hojo ('cause I hate Kouga even more)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Shippo, Inuyasha) There are no bathrooms. The guys go to the same hot spring, though.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Sango, Naraku) Miroku: *jaw drops* But Sango! You married me! We have three children! And Naraku's dead! Sango: I just wanted to see your reaction, geez!

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Miroku, Hojo) I dunno. Miroku never went down the well before it stopped working. Maybe Hojo jumped through a now working well and Miroku slipped a sleeping herb in the food and then tossed him back down?

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Rin, Sesshomaru) He'd glare at every male who looked anywhere near his dear little Rin. Possibly kill them while laughing maniacally.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Sesshomaru, Sango) This means Kohaku and Rin end up together! 8D 'Cause Fluffy's Rin's dad and Sango's Kohaku's sister and we KohaRin fans run around like crazy people.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Jaken) Probably got kicked by Sesshomaru again.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Naraku, Rin) Sesshomaru kills him.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Hojo, Kagome) That would be a dream come true for me. It would mean he's given up on her. INUKAG ALL THE WAY!!

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Miroku, Kagome) She'd help stop them. So would Inuyasha and Sango. Shippo would try to help.

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Shippo, Inuyasha) Bonk him on the head. Then he faceplants when Kagome yells "SIT!"

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Kagome, Shippo) I dunno. Something made with fox magic?

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Inuyasha, Sango) Absolutely nothing. He has the Fire Rat robe. Then he jumps out the window and they all continue on their merry way with someone jumping out every five seconds yelling "DIE, INUYASHA!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Miroku) Doesn't know me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Sango, Hojo, Kagome) "WHAT?! SANGO! YOU'RE MARRIED TO MIROKU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Jaken, Sesshomaru) He punts him for starting a relationship while he's his vassal. Then he starts walking away and Jaken hurries after him squeaking "Wait for me, milord!"

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Miroku, Naraku) He doesn't.

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Hojo, Sango) Sango: *stares* I've made a terrible mistake... Kagome: Of course you have! He's laughing maniacally, and you're already married!

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Inuyasha, Rin, Naraku) Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, why are you dressed up as your brother? Sesshomaru: I had hoped you would tell the miko that Inuyasha said he loved Naraku. He would be much weaker because she'd run away and never return to him, and then I'd take Tetsusaiga.

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Rin, Shippo) No. It'd be like this:

Sesshomaru: WHAT?! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! DIE, KITSUNE!

Shippo: AAAAAAAAH! *runs away* INUYASHA! KAGOME! SOMEBODY! HELP MEEE!!!!!!!!

Rin: All I said was that I was going out with him... Is it a crime to pick flowers with someone?

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Miroku, Naraku) Kagome: Oh no! It's that circlet that that pig demon used! Sango: Miroku, you fool! I told you not to stand next to Kikyo! *yanks off circlet and Miroku snaps out of it*

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Miroku, Rin) Nope.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Rin, Kagome) It's probably an AU fanfic, so Kagome goes and helps her with her homework.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Sesshomaru) I shouldn't have cosplayed as Inuyasha... That Sesshomaru cosplayer looks like he wants to rip me to shreds...

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Jaken, Naraku) "Kukuku... If you kill Inuyasha, I'll give you a jewel shard, and you will have a bride in less than a week..."

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Naraku, Kagome) Probably another AU fanfic. Kagome sends a reply saying that Kikyo's email address has been changed to 'MikoOf4Souls' and is no longer 'Inuyasha'sMiko'.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Hojo, Kagome) "HO-JOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU FORCED A KISS ON KAGOME! DIE! INUYASHA WILL KILL YOU, AND I'LL BE WATCHING WITH A BOX OF POPCORN LAUGHING MANIACALLY! AND THEN I'LL WRITE A HATE-FIC! AND THEN I'LL-! *is silenced by younger brother*" "Shh! Inuyasha's coming! This'll be good!" If that actually happened, that's probably what my reaction would be. DIE, HOJO.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Shippo, Sango) ...Their changed the lineup of who rooms with who?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Kagome, Rin) Definitely not.

Would 2 trust 5

(Inuyasha, Miroku) Not early on in the series, but after a good number episodes have passed? Definitely.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Sango, Hojo) Hojo: WHO ARE YOU?! Sango: I'm Kagome's best friend. Hojo: Really? Well, can you ask her if she'll go out with me? Because I haven't seen her in a long time, and- Sango: She'll say no. She's married. Hojo: WHAT?! SINCE WHEN?!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Rin, Shippo) I dunno. Maybe they'd catch some fish and Shippo would roast it with fox fire?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Sesshomaru, Naraku) Being an evil villain. Sesshomaru can most definitely be viewed as evil (he keeps trying to kill Inuyasha, but it appears to stop at the end of the series) and Naraku is an evil villain, period. Full stop. Punctuation mark.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Jaken, Miroku) Definitely not. Unless it's another trick like when he sharpened their weapons in that one episode...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Naraku, Rin) Yep.

Rin: How nice of you! You drew Kohaku!

Naraku: Kukuku... Now go kill Inuyasha if you ever want to see him alive again...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Hojo, Naraku) Kagome?

Hojo: *blush* She's just so pretty and smart!

Naraku: *blush* I think you're talking about Kikyo. That Kagome isn't all that smart nor beautiful.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Shippo, Miroku) It would be an accident. Duh. Now, if it was Inuyasha he accidentally kicked...

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Inuyasha, Naraku) "Kukuku... I can't wait to tell Kikyo... She will hate him now that he loves Kagome... AND THEN SHE WILL BE MINE!!"

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Rin) She doesn't even know me.

7 won the lottery?

(Sesshomaru) He'd probably send it to his court (which I don't think is doing too well without its lord) or give it to Rin. Sesshomaru has no use for money.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Jaken) He's secretly in love with Sesshomaru! ...Shyeah, like we didn't all see that coming.

9 became a singer?

(Naraku) He'd be getting a lot of hate mail.

10 got a daughter?

(Hojo) This means he no longer likes Kagome. YIPPEE YAY!!

How would 3 greet 4?

(Shippo, Sango) Probably with 'Good morning' or 'Hi' or something else casual. They travel together and after the series they live in the same village, so they obviously see each other every morning.

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Sango, Miroku) Absolutely nothing.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Miroku, Rin) Before he married Sango: Her growing up into a beautiful young lady. After he married Sango: Do I look like I know? Maybe her marrying Kohaku?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Rin, Sesshomaru) Ah-Un does as they command? Rin rides it, and Sesshomaru is its master.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Sesshomaru, Jaken) Lots of things. Failure to steal Tetsusaiga, failure to properly guard Rin, maybe even failure to keep Kohaku and Rin from falling in love (he seems like the overprotective papa type)

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Jaken, Naraku) In a forest where Naraku makes a trade with Sesshomaru.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Naraku, Hojo) Beats me. They don't even know each other.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Hojo, Kagome) Her bodyguard (*cough*truelove*cough*) Inuyasha? Her miko powers? Maybe even her getting mad at him.

Inazuma Eleven

1. Endou Mamoru

2. Urabe Rika

3. Tsunami Jousuke (and his flying surfboard)

4. Tachimukai Yuuki

5. Raimon Natsumi

6. Otonashi Haruna

7. Gouenji Shuuya

8. Kidou Yuuto

9. Midorikawa Ryuuji

10. Kiyama Hiroto

(Aki, Fuyuka, Fubuki, Kazemaru, I'm so sorry... DX)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Tsunami, Rika) RUN, MAN! RUN BEFORE SHE KILLS YOU! Seriously, what's that idiot thinking... -_-

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Tachimukai, Midorikawa) Endou, Tsunami, and Hiroto congratulate them. Midorikawa is shellshocked. Kidou celebrates- that's one less guy after Haruna's heart. Tachimukai is surprised they actually fell for it.

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Natsumi, Hiroto) Oh dear... Poor Hiroto... He ends up hospitalized, Natsumi is horrified, and Endou sweatdrops.

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Haruna, Gouenji) Feel Kidou's glare drilling into the back of his head. Proceeds to go swimming instead.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Gouenji, Tachimukai) Tachimukai stares, Yuuka has a new oniichan, and Gouenji clarifies it as payback for the other prank that they all believed.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Kidou) He probably ate Natsumi's cooking, too.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Midorikawa, Haruna) Must've been while he was still Reize.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Hiroto, Endou) No. That's impossible. He literally seeked him out to talk to him. But... Endou would go talk to him about it, they'd deal with the problem, and then everyone's friends again.

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Natsumi, Endou) Save her, obviously. *rolls eyes*

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Tsunami, Rika) Try to kill him again. Has to be restrained by Touko. ("No, Rika! How am I supposed to get married if you maul the groom's leg!")

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Endou, Tsunami) A new giant tire, a soccer ball, or a surfboard.

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Rika, Tachimukai) Call 911. Try to save her?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Natsumi) Doesn't know me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Tachimukai, Hiroto, Endou) "*blinks* I never knew you two were a couple... Oh well! Congrats!" "Okay, it's been confirmed that he doesn't like either of us... Now to refute all the other shounen-ai rumors about him!" "HIROTO! THIS WEDDING USED UP A LOT OF MONEY! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE COMPANY!" "Eek, Midorikawa-kun's scary! *hides behind someone*"

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Kidou, Gouenji) Swears that his feelings for Haruna are one hundred percent platonic. (Copper: Is late and Kidou already got over it.)

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Natsumi, Midorikawa) Cheer her on.

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Hiroto, Tachimukai) "Er, Hiroto-san?" Is freaked out by the fact that Hiroto is cracking up over how much money was wasted on the fake wedding.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Rika, Haruna, Midorikawa) Haruna: *rolls eyes and sighs* What, another one? Last week it was Hiroto-san... I thought you were in love with Ichinose-san! Besides that, why are you telling me this! Rika: *sulks* Darling eloped with someone else, and Touko blocked my number.

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Haruna, Tsunami) I guess, but WHAT THE HECK, MAN! TSUNAMI X TOUKO 4EVA!

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Natsumi, Midorikawa) It means someone's been writing crack, that's what.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Natsumi, Haruna) Unless one of them needs CPR, no.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Haruna, Endou) Calls out "Hi!" and demands to know what she's researching.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Gouenji) What the heck is an anime character doing in real life? Wait, that means there's more... *processes thought* *grabs him by the shoulders and starts shaking violently* WHERE CAN I FIND ENDOU AND NATSUMI AND TACHIMUKAI AND HARUNA!!!!!!!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Kidou, Midorikawa) "There is a saying that goes, 'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.' " ("Huh?" "What I'm trying to say is that you don't need a girlfriend; you should concentrate on finding your other half." "Wow, that's deep." "Yep.")

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Midorikawa, Endou) Endou: ...?! Midorikawa: *rushes into the room, out of breath* Endou! *huff* I came as fast as I- *sees email and deflates* -could... THAT'S IT. HIROTO'S A DEAD MAN. Endou: Wait, so that wasn't you? Midorikawa: *twitches* No, it wasn't. Recall the date, if you will. Endou: Wha- OH! ...That's some prank... Midorikawa: *bangs head against wall* I hate April Fools Day... (In the meantime, Kogure and Hiroto are high-fiving on a prank well-done.)

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Hiroto, Endou) ... *clicks back button* UGH. I HATE IT WHEN I CLICK ON THE WRONG STORY... *stews about it*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Tsunami, Tachimukai) Hey, they actually got hotel rooms this time instead of sleeping in the bus!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Endou, Haruna) Even if they could, I would refuse to believe it. And then I tell Kidou. And then Kidou is out for Endou's blood.

Would 2 trust 5

(Rika, Natsumi) ...I guess so?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Tachimukai, Hiroto) Hiroto pokes him back. A poke war ensues. Tachimukai wins with Mugen the Hand.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Haruna, Tsunami) Something without carrots in it.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Gouenji, Midorikawa) Professional soccer player. Wow, that was easy.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Kidou, Natsumi) I don't know about you, but I don't trust someone wearing goggles with scissors.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Midorikawa, Haruna) Sure. Maybe Midorikawa has incredible art talent.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Hiroto, Midorikawa) All the blackmail Hitomiko doubtlessly has on them from when they were little?

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Tsunami, Natsumi) That'd hurt a lot, considering Tsunami's a soccer player and accidental hits always hurt the most...

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Rika, Midorikawa) Her plot to get him jealous fails utterly. "What the heck is this? It's from Rika? Oh. Delete. *clicks delete* I'm busy here!" "Midorikawa-kun, I lost the stapler!" "AGAIN?!"

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Haruna) I've already answered this one for other characters. See previous answers (excluding the Slayers one).

7 won the lottery?

(Gouenji) He's too late to pick it up and Midorikawa dyed his hair and took it to help Hiroto's company recover from the fake wedding.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Kidou) He and Haruna are siblings. That one's already out of the bag... Um, he actually has eyes? Wait, no, everyone knows that one now, too...

9 became a singer?

(Midorikawa) Another plot to get money back for the losses. Hiroto tries (and fails) to get him to wear a dress (while holding a camera behind his back). Hitomiko points out that female idols have less rabid fans than male ones. Midorikawa wears the dress.

10 got a daughter?

(Hiroto) Midorikawa is stuck babysitting her.

How would 3 greet 4?

(Tsunami, Tachimukai) "Yo!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Tachimukai, Natsumi) ...She goes to the same school as Endou??

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Natsumi, Haruna) The nightmare where she and Endou are soul mates and then Kidou hunts him down...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Haruna, Gouenji) They both go to Raimon.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Gouenji, Kidou) He gave up on soccer.

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Kidou, Midorikawa) On the field.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Midorikawa, Hiroto) People ship them. They look like Christmas when they're together. Other stuff.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Hiroto, Endou) His soccer mania? No, wait, he was drawn to that... Maybe Endou loses it and tries to take over the world with soccer like Aliea Academy?

Inazuma Eleven GO

1. Yamana Akane

2. Matsukaze Tenma

3. Tsurugi Yuuichi

4. Nishiki Ryouma

5. Clark Wonderbat-sama

6. Kirino Ranmaru

7. Kariya Masaki

8. Shindou Takuto

9. Seto Midori

10. Fei Rune

(...Ten faves are too little. And yes, the reason I didn't input any original characters was for the sake of space.)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Yuuichi, Tenma) Locker room. Said and done.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Nishiki, Midori) Well! This works out perfectly! And then she stomps on his foot while everyone congratulates them.

Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Wondeba, Fei) He totally fails and Fei makes dinner instead.

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Kirino, Kariya) Probably bury him in sand or put a crab on his head or take away the umbrella so he gets sunburn or put seaweed in his hair or just prank him in general.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Kariya, Nishiki) Well, this means he's no longer in Sun Garden, doesn't it?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Shindou) He broke his leg.

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Midori, Kirino) "He's so dense! When will he get a clue that Akane likes him?!" "...Akane likes Shindou?" "*facepalms* You're as dense as he is."

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Fei, Akane) Well, they don't really have much to do with each other except for the player-manager relationship...

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Wondeba, Akane) Take a picture.

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Yuuichi, Tenma) Help get him to the hospital, of course! And then quickly move out of the way before Tsurugi runs over him.

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Akane, Yuuichi) More film?

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Tenma, Nishiki) Save him, of course! ...And probably end up with his hair on fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Wondeba) Offer to coach me.

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Nishiki, Fei, Akane) "... *takes a picture*" Then Midori is furious because she thought he was marrying her, and everyone else is confusedly congratulating them, and Kinako cheers very loudly about how her little boy is all grown up.

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Shindou, Kariya) He doesn't. He makes fun of him. Then Kirino chases him around angrily while Akane cheers Shindou up. ("THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND YOU'RE TALKING TO, JERK-FACE!!!!" "LIGHTEN UP, KIRINO-SENPAI!!!!" "Shin-sama. I'll go out with you." "... *sweatdrops*")

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Wondeba, Midori) Shouting something along the lines of: "You can do it, stuffed bear!"

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Fei, Nishiki) He laughs along with him! Well, actually, he's hopping around on one foot and screaming in pain because of Midori, but it's the thought that counts.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Tenma, Kirino, Midori) "...Are you feeling alright?" "Yeah, why?" "..." "Kirino-senpai?" "...I thought Midori was dating Nishiki?" "She is! So... would that make him my 'older brother' figure?" "... *sigh*" "Kirino-senpai? What's wrong? Kirino-senpai??"

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Kirino, Yuuichi) Er, probably? But then Tsurugi is out for Kirino's blood.

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Wondeba, Midori) This means she called him "coach", so now he likes her better than the others.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Wondeba, Kirino) Hm, let me think about it, NOPE. Unless Kirino needs CPR. And then he wakes up just as Wondeba's about to do it and screams like a girl. ("KYAAAAAA!" "Yep, he's alright!" "SHINDOU! NOT FUNNY! WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THIS?!" "*snicker* Mine, Kirino-senpai." "KARIYA YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO START RUNNING.")

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Kirino, Akane) Take a picture.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Kariya) *facepalms* Pigtails were definitely not a good idea. Wait... What's with the- *SPLOOSH* -...tripwire...

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Shindou, Midori) "THEN GO OUT WITH AKANE, GENIUS!!" "...Huh?" "Ugh. You're hopeless. *stomps on his foot and storms off*" "*hopping around* Ow ow ow! Now I know how Nishiki feels!"

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Midori, Akane) Now Midori realizes she used her own account, not Shindou's. She facepalms at her failed plan and calls Akane to clear things up.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Fei, Akane) ... LAIRHOAGVTHJBIOQAERBNWUVOTWCEMRXHGOWERMPASTVULRBEHIWNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wakes up from nightmare*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Yuuichi, Nishiki) Since when does Yuuichi travel with them? Isn't he still undergoing therapy? Wait, better question is, Tsurugi is letting someone other than himself bunk with him?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Akane, Kirino) ...NU. SHE BELONGS WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.

Would 2 trust 5?

(Tenma, Wondeba) Of course! Just... not with coachhood.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Nishiki, Fei) Fei moves away. Nishiki pokes Midori instead. She stomps on his foot and possibly breaks his finger.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Kirino, Yuuichi) Beats me. Probably rice balls. Can they even cook?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Kariya, Midori) Something to do with soccer. Kariya could go pro league while Midori's a manager.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Shindou, Wondeba) No, because Wondeba doesn't have hair.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Midori, Kirino) "...Why is it a guy?!" "*snicker* I refuse to take it back until you help me get Akane and Shindou together." "Yeah, sure, whatever, BUT WHY IS IT A GUY?!" "Because you look like a girl!" "... YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!" "NEVER!!!!!!!!"

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Fei, Midori) All the blackmail Akane undoubtedly has on them that they really don't want anyone to see.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Yuuichi, Wondeba) Depends on the timeline. Healthy!Yuuichi apologizes. Other timeline, Yuuichi apologizes and Tsurugi is so incredibly happy that his brother can move his legs again.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Tenma, Midori) She starts relentlessly teasing him.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Kirino) "I bet some random person's birthday is today."

7 won the lottery?

(Kariya) O.O That's probably not a good thing. Think of all the high-quality pranks he could pull... On the other hand, the government probably took a majority of it.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Shindou) Tenma pressures him until he tells everybody. I BET AKANE WOULD KNOW.

9 became a singer?

(Midori) Yeah, she has a group with Akane, Aoi, and Kinako. Their first big hit was "Seishun Oden".

10 got a daughter?

(Fei) Kinako got a granddaughter. Wondeba would helpfully transport everyone to the future so they could congratulate him.

How would 3 greet 4?

(Yuuichi, Nishiki) "Hello!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Nishiki, Wondeba) HE'S A TALKING TEDDY BEAR.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Wondeba, Kirino) Kirino calling him coach.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Kirino, Kariya) They're both defenders, both have names beginning with "K", both play for Raimon, and both have long hair. That's about where the similarities end.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Kariya, Shindou) He warned Kirino about a prank. ("Kirino! Watch out on your way home from school!" "Huh? Why?" "Kariya's planning on pushing you into the lake!" "... *vein pops* Why that..." *on Kirino's way home from school* "*walks past the lake*" "I'VE GOT YOU NOW! *leaps out of the bushes*" "SOYOKAZE STEP!! *Soyokaze Steps out of the way and kicks Kariya in*" "THAT KICK WAS UNNECESSARYYYYYYY-! *SPLASH*")

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Shindou, Midori) At school.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Midori, Fei) That he's a bunny boy?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Fei, Akane) Her camera and the incredible amount of blackmail that must be contained it.

Inazuma Eleven GO V2!! (AKA There are too many awesome characters)

1. Shuu

2. The baby goat

3. Baran brothers

4. Tsurugi Kyousuke

5. Amemiya Taiyou

6. Morimura Konoha

7. Minaho Kazuto

8. Ichikawa Zanakurou

9. Mizukawa Minori

10. Nishizono Shinsuke

(Wow... I can't believe I ranked Shinsuke so low... -_-; And you do not know how many times I still had to rework this list even though I already made one.)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while 2 was showering?

(Baran brothers, goat) "This is what you call an awkward situation!" "Wow! You're so smart, Ryugel-nii!" "Don't say it, Gandales. Don't say one more word!" "Okay, Ryugel-nii!" "Beh-eh-eh-eh..."

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Tsurugi, Mizukawa) "E-EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" "What?! I never agreed to this!!" "*slams door open* IT ISN'T ME!!!!" "Oh! ... IT'S THE IMPOSTER!!! GET HIM!!!"

Number 6 cooked 10 dinner?

(Konoha, Shinsuke) It'd be the dinner of the chibis, ha ha ha... Yeah, no. This is the result of reworking the list after answering some of the questions.

ACTUAL question: Number 5 cooked 10 dinner?

(Taiyou, Shinsuke) He'd make sunny side up eggs?

Number 6 was lying next to 7 on the beach, sleeping. What would he/she do?

(Konoha, Minaho) ...Eh, probably pay little attention to her and make speculations on all the other people at the beach.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of 4's family?

(Minaho, Tsurugi) "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Zanakurou) Fell off the stage? Or maybe he's at war wit his inner Zanark and is in a mental hospital?

Number 9 made fun of 6's friends?

(Mizukawa, Konoha) It's probably the Minotaur making fun of Kusaka, delinquent to former delinquent.

Number 10 ignored 1 all the time?

(Shinsuke, Shuu) Well, it's not like they even see each other often...

Two serial killers are hunting 5 down. What will 1 do?

(Taiyou, Shuu) Sic the baby goat on them?

3's on a vacation with 2 and manage to break his/her leg. What does 2 do?

(Baran brothers, goat) Stare. Blink. Walk away (on the rocky cliff because it is a mountain goat).

It's 1's birthday. What will 3 give him/her?

(Shuu, Baran brothers) A crashed spaceship. "Ryugel-nii? Where are we?" "A-At our destination, of course! Are you saying you doubt my navigation and flight skills?!"

2 is stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Goat, Tsurugi) Save it, because that's the nice thing to do. (And Tenma already saved it once, so it would have been a wasted effort if it went and died in a house that was on fire. Why is the goat even in a house, anyway?)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Taiyou) Well, he doesn't know me, so...

4 is about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Tsurugi, Shinsuke, Shuu) "Oh! Congratulations! ...Why is that girl over there screaming?"

8 got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer him/her up?

(Zanakurou, Minaho) "She was only after your fame, anyway!" "Minaho-kun, that doesn't exactly help..."

5 competes in a tournament. How does 9 support him/her?

(Taiyou, Mizukawa) It's an AR where Taiyou got to join the Earth Eleven and Mizukawa supports him as a manager!! TAIYOU SHOULD'VE BEEN IN GALAXY!!!!!

10 can't stop laughing. What will 4 do?

(Shinsuke, Tsurugi) A) Ask him why he's laughing, B) stare, or C) chuckle because he found the thing Shinsuke found funny funny as well.

Number 2 tells 6 about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Goat, Konoha, Mizukawa) "That's nice. You should tell her your feelings." "Beh-eh-eh-eh." (some time later) "...A goat, Morimura-san? A goat?"

6 is dating 3 and he/she introduces him/her to his/her parents. Would they get along?

(Konoha, Baran brothers) No. Nope. Uh-uh.

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Taiyou, Mizukawa) It means I go back and read the only Taiyou x Mizukawa story I've ever encountered again. And again. And again.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Taiyou, Konoha) No.

Number 6 appears to be in the library. What does 1 do?

(Konoha, Shuu) Stay on his island which he cannot leave.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Minaho) ...What kind of speculation is he making based on my hair? And WAIT A MINUTE HE IS AN ANIME CHARACTER THIS MEANS THERE MIGHT BE MORE OF THEM SOMEONE GET ME THE GIANT BUTTERFLY NET.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will 9 tell him?

(Zanakurou, Mizukawa) "Is that right?" or "Oh." Mizukawa is the aloof one, so... But if it's the true Mizukawa, "Man up or you'll never get a girl!! Get a motorbike and cut loose or something!! AND SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHERE THE HECK AM I AND WHO ARE YOU!!" "...Mizukawa-san, please let go of my collar. You're starting to constrict my air supply."

Number 9 is too shy to face 1 and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Mizukawa, Shuu) Now I wonder how they met and how Shuu has an email address. Does she send it to Hakuryuu who relays the message or something?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Shinsuke, Shuu) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *proceeds to do calming mind exercises, AKA lock myself up in my mental fantasy world and start hitting characters I hate from various anime with a very large steel-reinforced mallet*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Baran brothers, Tsurugi) IT'S NOT A HOTEL ROOM. IT'S A PRISON. THE BARAN BROTHERS WERE THROWN IN FOR BEING INCOMPETENT. AND LALAYA'S STUCK IN THERE, TOO.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Shuu, Konoha) I somehow doubt it.

Would 2 trust 5?

(Goat, Taiyou) Sure. He's a goat.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Tsurugi, Shinsuke) Shinsuke pokes him back. Poke war ensues. Tsurugi gets tired of it and walks away.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(Konoha, Baran brothers) Salad that looks like Ryugel.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Minaho, Mizukawa) Saving the galaxy.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Zanakurou, Taiyou) NU, BECAUSE TAIYOU'S HAIR IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Mizukawa, Konoha) Yes. But also embarrassed. Because Mizukawa drew Kusaka, huahaha...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Shinsuke, Mizukawa) How hot it is on Sandorias. As they speak, they try to steal each other's water bottles.

3 accidentally kicked 5?

(Baran brothers, Taiyou) "Oh! Sorry!" "It's okay. Don't worry about it." "Listen closely, Gandales. This is called common courtesy." "Come on courts ee?" "Common courtesy!" "Oh! Com-mun core-teh-see!" "When you accidentally cause harm to someone, you have to apologize!" "Wow, Ryugel-nii!! You're so smart!!" "Don't say it, Gandales. Don't say one more word!" "Okay, Ryugel-nii!" "... *sweatdrops* *thinks* Like he said, it's common courtesy... Even little children know it..."

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Goat, Mizukawa) "...Goats... have (girl/boy)friends...?" (Come to think of it, what gender was the baby goat in the first place?)

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Konoha) She doesn't know me. Thus, this question is invalid. And anyway, I don't have birthday parties. More cake for me!

7 won the lottery?

(Minaho) Maybe he'd spend it on a spy kit?

8 had quite a big secret?

(Zanakurou) His inner Zanark?! 8D Maybe he has a futuristic motorbike?!

9 became a singer?

For the main article, go here. For the main WMG page, go here.

Mario is an alternate universe counterpart to Superman, and all other Nintendo characters correspond similarly.

Warning, this is the longest part of the Page. You have been warned. Scroll to bottom for sorted out list.
  • He wears a red and blue costume, has a similar name — "Super Mario" — gains special abilities from the environment of his adopted homeworld (tying in with the "mushroom kingdom has lesser gravity" theory mentioned above, which was the same explanation for Superman's powers in the original stories from the 30's — note original Superman had the same basic powerset as Mario — super strength, speed, and enhanced jumping ability), and is the primary hero in his universe. Most of Mario's additional powers come from plant life, such as mushrooms and fire flowers, which absorb sunlight through photosynthesis — similarly to Superman's solar-fueled powers. Note that Mario's powerup abilities are similar to those of Superman:
  • Fireflower - Heat vision
  • Starman - Invulnerability
  • Raccoon/Cape/Wing Cap/Red Star - Flight (especially the cape)
  • Iceflower- Freeze breath
    • Yes, this is a very loose connection, but consider the Tangent universe Superman, a bald black guy with ESP, and the numerous other bizarre elseworlds versions (German Expressionist Superman anyone?) and it's relatively believable.
      • Additionally, this also solves the mystery of Wario's origin, as Wario is quite clearly the alternate universe counterpart to Bizzaro, and is therefore most likely an imperfect clone.
  • Furthermore, transitive equality means that Sonic is therefore an Elseworlds Goku, which makes sense what with the super-sonic form being oh so obviously Super Saiyan.
    • And suddenly, "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!" actually becomes evidence for this. I mean, just listen to it after hearing Goku a few times!
  • Even further, this means Link is an Elseworlds Batman, what with all his weaponry and gadgets, popularity, and stints between being a stoic badass and being cartoony.
    • In keeping with this, SSB64/Melee Link is pre-Flashpoint post-Crisis Batman, while Brawl/SSB4 Link is New 52 Batman.
    • So does this make Super Smash Bros the Crisis?
      • Yes. Melee is Infinite Crisis, and Brawl is Final Crisis.
      • But wouldn't that in turn make the alloys and wireframes the O.M.A.C.s?
    • QED Sheik = Catwoman.
  • To really run this into the ground, Samus is Wonderwoman (raised in a isolated, utopian society and granted powers by the gifts of the gods/ sufficiently advanced aliens), Mew is the Martian Manhunter (Pokemon could be from Mars right?), Team Starfox are the Blackhawks (elite freelance mercenary unit of pilots), and they all live on Earth 64.
    • Braniac is either Andross or Mother-brain.
  • No, Samus is Iron (Wo)man. Oh wait, that's Marvel.
  • Pit is Hawkman. Okay, now I'll stop.
  • And Meta Knight is...um...hrm...The Doctor!!
    • That doesn't make sense, as Meta Knight and Kirby are both Nintendo characters from the get-go. As Kirby shows signs of imitation of Link, who is Batman, when he has a Sword power, Kirby is Robin, and batlike Meta Knight, a darker mentor to Kirby, is Nightwing.
      • No, no, Meta Knight is simply a Kirby who has swallowed a Batman.
  • Wait, since "Toon Link" is the successor to regular Link, that makes him Robin. Kirby would be Green Arrow. Evidence: Green Arrow's arsenal contains a near-infinite assortment of arrows, including boxing glove arrows and bubbly fire-extinguisher arrows, which match up perfectly to Kirby's Fighter and Bubble powers.
    • Alternatively, "Toon Link" is the Terry McGinnis to Link's Bruce Wayne.
      • Kirby is obviously an organic AMAZO.
      • Considering how Kirby is a Warpstar Knight, he may be the analogue of another interplanatary law-enforcement officer — Green Lantern.
      • Which would make Meta Knight one too...
      • To be exact, Meta Knight would be Sinestro.
  • Ganondorf is Darkseid. This is fun!
    • Considering that Ganondorf is Link's arch-enemy, he'd probably be the alternate of a Bat-foe. The only one who fits him, though, would be Bane.
      • Ra's Al Ghul would be a better fit — immortal meglomaniac with a sweet cape (needs to be a trope), and a love of engaging the hero in dramatic climactic swordfights? Obviously, skull-kid is scarecrow, while the Dekus and Gorrons are races progenated by the benevolent counterparts of Posion Ivy and Clayface respectively.
  • Also, Pikachu is Flash.
    • No, Sonic is a Goku/Flash combo-Expy. Pikachu is Static. That's even the name of his ability.
      • Nah, Captain Falcon is Flash. Pikachu is Thor.
      • No. Captain Falcon is god.
  • But doesn't that make Dr. Mario Clark Kent?
  • I kind of want to say that following this logic, the Chosen Fourmust be the Runaways... but then I remember they're Marvel and I brainfart.
  • And would this make Olimar Squirrel Girl? I mean, a character who uses his many small minions to defeat opponents who are much stronger in canon?
    • No, as she is of Marvel, and Pikmin was a 1st party game. Judging from his ability to command legions of plantlike creatures, who become more powerful by being around him, he's a good alternate version of Poison Ivy, more limited in abilities because Good Is Dumb.
      • He's Poison Ivy IN SPACE who, due to Hocotatian DNA corruption, ended up male and benevolent.
      • Two words: Swamp Thing. Space changed him.
  • Having played sub-space emmissary, and taking the above into account this troper can now confirm that Master Hand is the Monitor, Crazy Hand is the Anti-monitor, and Tabuu is Superboy Prime — he was the protagonist of a game that Nintendo never got around to making (possibly Project H.A.M.M.E.R), and like Superboy-Prime, is taking his revenge on the core universe for his lost chance to be a hero.
  • Luigi... let's see... same powers as Superman/Super Mario, except weaker and faster, with a completely different attitude... would that make him Supergirl? Sheesh, Luigi can't catch a break even in WMG...
    • He could also be Mon-El...
    • I'd suggest Krypto, only now I've got the mental image of Luigi saying, in a London accent, "Oh my God, I'm the caped dog!"
    • He could be Captain Marvel, a thinly-veiled Superman Expy that DC later bought the rights to.
      • The Krypto analogue is most likely Yoshi... Damn it! Now I have the mental image of Yoshi responding to all Mario's instructions with an electronic, slightly camp "YES MASTER".
  • Bowser is a fusion of Pre-crisis Lex Luthor and Doomsday — He has the former's meglomania, and penchant for insane schemes, but not his mad science skills (which seem to have gone to Bowser Junior), and the latter's physical power and immortality, but not his adaption abilities (note that lava hurts him in both the original Super Mario Bros, and Super Mario Galaxy).
    • Which in turn would make Mario's cosmically mischievous, sparsely-appearing foe King Boo Mr. Mxyzptlk!
    • Bowser seems more like a Darkseid to me: "I am many things, Mario - but here, I am a god!"; "I never settle. What I cannot have, I destroy.". Seriously, it writes itself.
  • Solid Snake, then, would be the alternate of John Constantine. Not sure why, but it seems to fit, and puts Snake distinctly outside of normal canon (but within easy reach for a crossover).
  • The Ice Climbers are, of course, the Wonder Twins.
  • Tabuu would be a malevolent Doctor Manhattan... with butterfly wings.
    • And Porky is Ozymandias, Lucas is Nite Owl, and Ness is Rorschach.
      • Tabuu is almost certainly the Anti Monitor.
  • All I want to know is when we're going to see Nintendo VS Mortal Kombat.
  • Since they're both joke characters, would Mr. Game & Watch be Ambush Bug?
    • Maybe Mr. Game & Watch is the incarnate of all pre-Superman comic book characters.
      • Specifically, Mr. Game & Watch is the first comic strip character: Yellow Kid!
      • I say Mr. Game & Watch is Martian Manhunter. He's from another world, he changes shape, doesn't speak much (even by Nintendo standards - he just beeps), and his world (the Game & Watch Series/Black & White 2D simple games) is kind of dead. Plus he doesn't exactly have a place outside of Smash Bros. Alternatively - Elongated/Plastic Man.
  • I guess this makes Mega Man...Optimus Prime?
    • Nah, he's an amalgamation of the Metal Men, keeping with the DC theme.
      • Kirby matches up almost perfectly with Amazo; Metaknight would be OMAC (or vice versa).
      • Pokémon Trainer could be Dr. Will Magnus, and his Pokémon are the Metal Men.
      • Solo Charizard could be Firefly, for obvious reasons. Or it could be Firestorm; in an extra bit of irony, Firestorm is a case of Sharing a Body, while Charizard is a Decomposite Character. Or Jonah Hex could fit, if we're going for "badass character that isn't well-known at large but is incredibly popular with the core fanbase".
    • Greninja is Katana, also for obvious reasons.
      • I don't get the Jigglypuff/She-Bang comparison.
      • Maybe Jigs can be Scream Queen or Silver Banshee, just as other sound based characters. there's no one in DC Comics thats known for their singing voice.
  • No, you guys have it wrong. Link is indeed Batman, but Toon Link is not Terry. In the Batman comics, there was an alternate-universe version of Batman called Bat-Mite who was a big-eyed cartoony thing with a huge head and a small body that did everything Batman did but with an extra "goofy" cartoonish flair. And that is who Toon Link is in the Smashverse.
  • Blanca is The Question.
  • If Beyonetta is in SBB 4, would that mean that she is Crimson Avenger?
  • Now we've got Villager, Wii Fit Trainer and Mega Man to sort out... I'm not sure about the others but Mega Man could easily be Astro Boy.
  • An optimistic bystander-turned-hero in a World of Badass? Quite clearly the Villager is Jimmy Olsen.
  • The Wii Fit Trainer is obviously Black Canary. That just leaves Rosalina.
  • Someone really should make this WMG into a webcomic.
* This troper sorts it out something like this, along with the reasons stated above:
  • Mario: Superman - Main most iconic hero, variety of powers, Primary-Color Champion
    • Dr. Mario: Clark Kent. Superman in professional attire, barely disguised.
  • Luigi: Captain Marvel - Same powers, deliberate expy
  • Peach: Lois Lane - recurring Damsel in Distress for Superman/ Mario
  • Bowser: Lex Luthor/Doomsday - most often recurring/greatest physical threat to Superman
  • Rosalina: Dr. Light (Kimiyo Hoshi) - Space based, potentially unlimited powers
  • Yoshi: Krypto - Superman's Animal Buddy
  • Wario: Lobo (in WarioWare Biker costume) - super powered biker on par with Superman, introduced as villain, became an antihero
  • Bowser Jr: Alexander Luthor Jr.
    • Alternatively, his use of the Koopa Clown Car could make him the equivalent of Toyman.
  • Link: Batman (No intrinsic powers but tenacity, wit, tons of gadgets, stoic badassery and good looks just like Bruce Wayne. Equally iconic to the brand as Mario / Superman)
  • Toon Link: Batman II (Terry as a younger person that takes up the mantle of the Hero generations later)
    • Could also be Robin III (Tim Drake), with Melee's Young Link as Robin I (Dick Grayson.)
  • Zelda: Barbara Gordon, with the slower and more intelligence-based Zelda form being Oracle, and the speedier and more physical Sheik being Batgirl
    • As of U/3DS, Sheik is now Huntress Helena Bertinelli.
  • Ganondorf: Amalgamation between Ra's Al Ghul (immortal nemesis sometimes tied to origin story) and Bane (colossal Genius Bruiser fist fighter who's succeeded in killing/incapacitating Link/Batmannote in the "Downfall" timeline for Zelda, taking over Hyrule/Gotham, is also sometimes tied to Ra's himself, and is ambiguously Middle Easternnote only applies to TDKR Bane)
  • Samus: Wonder Woman Main female hero, during the Metroid Prime era was often seen as a third to Mario and Link.
    • As of U/3DS, Zero Suit Samus is Wonder Girl.
  • Fox: Green Lantern Hal Jordan Inter-planetary peacekeeping squadron
  • Falco: Green Lantern Guy Gardener (smarmy, wise cracker and the second lantern) or John Stewart (second most prominent and well known after Hal/Fox)
  • Wolf: Sinestro
  • DK: Aquaman (King of a biome)
  • Diddy: Aqualad
  • Mr. Game And Watch: Vintage Superman - Old
  • Captain Falcon: Flash - Super Speed, flashy personality or Booster Gold as a CampyLarge Ham coming from a futuristic world.
  • Kirby: Amazo - copies powers
  • Meta Knight: OMAC
    • Alternatively, Nightwing or Jason Todd.
  • Dedede: Penguin
  • Pikachu: Black Lightning - uses electricity
  • Pichu: Static - younger equivalent
  • Jigglypuff: Shebang
    • Alternatively, Silver Banshee or Scream Queen.
  • Pokemon Trainer: Will Magnus - controls a team of six robots
    • Pokemon are the Metal Men
  • Charizard: Firefly, as a solo character - Flying Firepower and pyromania in general (though Charizard's is unintentional) or White Dragon (fire-wielding dragon-themed characters)
  • Lucario: Soul Power
  • Greninja: Katana - Ninja
  • Mewtwo: Amalgamation between Brainiac (super-genius psychic supervillain) and Doomsday (genetically created monster)
  • Marth: Shining Knight (Sir Justin) - Medieval times hero
  • Lucina: Shining Knight II (Ystina) - Medieval hero, woman disguised as a man
  • Roy: Knight I
  • Ike: Atomic Knight
  • Robin: Zatara and Zatanna for male and female mages.
  • Corrin: Jason Blood/Etrigan. Capable of freely switching forms between a human and a beast. Both forms can fight, but the beast is more vicious than the human in combat. Member of a royal family.
  • Olimar: Martian Manhunter - Stranded on earth
    • Alternatively, Adam Strange.
  • Pit: Hawkman - Angelic winged fighters
  • Palutena: Hawkgirl
  • Dark Pit: Hath-set (tied to Pit/Hawkman's existence/reincarnation)
    • Alternatively the DCAU version of Shadow Theif, born of Hawkman's dark thoughts.
  • Ice Climbers: Wonder Twins - Twins
  • Ness: Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) - variety of powers awakened/acknowledged by space based bug
  • Lucas: Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes)
  • R.O.B.: Red Tornado
  • Snake: John Constantine
    • Alternately, if third party = Marvel, Snake could be Agent Venom. I dunno, it just seems to fit. Could also be Captain America, as a super-soldier participating in fictionalized versions of real wars.
    • Golgo 13, if we're going with Manga vs Comic counterparts.
  • Sonic: Spider-Man (as rival company's most iconic hero, popular by being a witty teen in contrast to Mario/Superman's clean cut adult)
  • Villager: Kamandi. Only human boy in a world full of super-intelligent animals, anyone?
  • Mega Man: Iron Man (if third party = Marvel Comics, with Sonic as Spider-Man)
    • Or Astroboy (if third party = Anime/Manga with Sonic as Goku)
  • Wii Fit Trainer: Black Canary - known for physical fitness (Canary was also the trainer on Young Justice)
  • Little Mac: Muhammad Ali
    • Either that or the Atom (Al Pratt)
  • Duck Hunt: Wonder Dog
  • Shulk: Genderbent Rose Wilson (Beam-sword wielder with precognitive powers)
  • Pac-Man: Yellow Kid (as a precursor to videogame heroes similar to Game and Watch)
    • Could also be Captain America as a original iconic Marvel hero before Spider Man showed up and is much closer in age to Mario / Superman.
    • Speed Racer as the Anime/Manga equivalent.
  • Ryu: Wolverine (Marvel vs Capcom 3 rival, connection to Japan, Capcom's rough marketing equivalent to Link (most popular "realistic character") just as Wolverine is the rough marketing equivalent to Batman; if third party = Marvel Comics.)
    • Kenshiro (One of the first notable action heroes of anime; if third party = Anime/Manga.)
  • Cloud: Thor (blond haired fantasy hero known for wielding a really heavy weapon) or Captain America (blond, blue-eyed scientifically enhanced super-soldier and another inter-company rival to Link/Batman).
    • Either Kenshin or Inuyasha as an iconic anime swordsman of the 90s. The former has a troubled past as a soldier, but the latter has a BFS the size of a boat oar.
  • Bayonetta: Genderbent Deadpool. Gun-toting Heroic Comedic Sociopath who wears a skintight bodysuit and says sarcastic quips and one-liners at every given opportunity. Also a relatively new character compared to the others.
  • Tabuu: Anti Monitor
  • Master Hand: The Spectre
  • Crazy Hand: Parallax
  • Fighting Polygons/Wireframes/Alloys: The Manhunters
  • Hell, let's not leave out the Assist Trophies:'
    • Waluigi: Black Adam (evil counterpart to Luigi/Captain Marvel, pointy ears)
    • Ashley: Mr. Mxyzptlk, as a powerful, playful sorcerer from the Mario/Superman mythology.
    • Ghirahim: The Joker (crazy, playful and completely insane and dangerous enemy to Link/Batman)
    • Skull Kid: Scarecrow, as stated above (similar appearance, known for causing fear on a large scale)
    • Tingle: Bat-Mite (Cartoony appearance reminiscent of the hero whom he idolizes, has powers which produce, strange, "random" effects)
    • Mother Brain: The Brain (Somewhat obviously)
    • Nightmare: Dr. Destiny (Similar appearance, can manipulate dreams)
    • Dillon: Vigilante (Wild west hero)
    • Shadow the Hedgehog: Venom, if Sonic = Spider-Man. And he's obviously Vegeta if Sonic = Goku.
    • Grey Fox: The Winter Soldier, if Snake = Captain America (Former friend of the hero turned enemy, enhanced with cybernetics after his apparent death)
    • Elec Man: Living Laser, if Mega Man = Iron Man. Alternatively, if Mega Man = Astro Boy he's Zero/Electro.
    • Starman: Carapax (Robotic appearance, enemy of Blue Beetle/Ness, uses projectile attacks)
    • Magnus: Speed Saunders (Badass Normal ally to Pit/Hawkman and Palutena/Hawkgirl)
    • Phosphora: Hummingbird (blonde-haired female enemy to Pit/Hawkman and Palutena/Hawkgirl)
  • And if you're feeling kind to the Pokémon characters, you can fit them in the Watchmen mold. Pokémon, like Watchmen, is a well-established "sub-franchise" that's often depicted as distinct from the main Nintendo/DC universe. Here you go, the best fanart idea ever:
    • Pikachu: Nite Owl (yellow color scheme, a bit softer than the other members but still badass)
    • Charizard: The Comedian (Rated M for Manly badass who uses a flamethrower and is sometimes depicted as a Jerkass)
    • Lucario: Dr. Manhattan (bright blue and glows blue with obvious "spiritual" superpowers)
    • Greninja: Rorschach (wears a scarf, dark and mysterious with a laughably silly voice, Crazy Awesome, uses sharp-pointed/bladed weapons)
    • Mewtwo: Ozymandias (the "villain" of the group, purple color scheme, the smartest and strongest of all)
    • Jigglypuff: Silk Spectre (the token "female")

In response to the DC comics connection above

If Mario is Superman then Sonic is a composite mixture of the Superman clones.
  • Goku
    • Super Sonic transformation similar to Super Saiyan
  • Sentry
    • Dark Sonic form similar to The Void
  • Captain Marvel "Shazam"
    • Manga Sonic was a kid who transformed.
    • Captain Marvel moved from a smaller publisher to DC comics, Sonic primarily makes Nintendo games with troubled exceptions. But in the past they were rivals to the other company.

Alternatively, the Smashverse is an alternate version of the Star Wars universe (no relation to the Lucas WMG below.)

  • Link is Luke Skywalker. They are both among the most prominent heroes of their respective franchises and have similar hair colors, eye colors, and general builds. Every Zelda game features Link growing from an ordinary boy to a Master Swordsman able to conquer evil, much like the Hero's Journey that Luke himself went through. Bonus points in that Twilight Princess Link (playable in Brawl and Wii U/3DS) started out as a farm boy, just like Luke.
  • Mario is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Both are also very prominent heroes in their respective franchises, often receiving first billing (the prequels in Obi-Wan's case), and are Standardized Leaders depicted as senior to Link/Luke. And they also have similar hair and eye colors (in Obi-Wan's youth), as well as facial hair.
  • Ganondorf is Darth Vader. He's already something of a Darth Vader Clone in Twilight Princess (although Zant is also one in a different way), and his relationship with Link/Luke for this WMG makes it even more obvious.
  • Captain Falcon is Han Solo. They're both no-nonsense manlycaptains, beloved by their respective fanbases, carry guns of some sort, and pilot spacecraft named after falcons (Blue Falcon and Falcon Flyer/Millennium Falcon).
  • Zelda is Princess Leia, as a Brainy Brunette princess with a connection to Link/Luke. Complete with a more masculine alter-ego disguise used to avoid attention from villains (Sheik/Boushh).
  • Samus is Boba Fett. They're both armored space Bounty Hunters with their own personal spacecraft sharing their color scheme, and use guns, missiles, bombs and other gadgets.
  • Mewtwo is Emperor Palpatine. They're both physically frail antagonists who are nonetheless incredibly powerful, highly intelligent, master manipulators, and attack with some sort of magical energy.
(Feel free to add your own)

Marvel Comics equivalent to the above WMG

There's also the possibility that the characters are alternate universe equivalents to Marvel characters, especially given their colorful stable of more widely-recognized solo headliners.
  • Mario: Spider-Man (red-and-blue Everyman, Fun Personified, Jack-of-All-Stats and company mascots)
  • Donkey Kong: Beast (big, strong, furry humanoids)
  • Link: Captain America (blond, blue-eyed, purely heroic, uses a shield, another one of the company's flagship characters)
  • Samus: Iron Man (very similar Powered Armor. By proxy, Zero Suit Samus is Tony Stark.)
  • Yoshi: Reptil (Kid-Appeal Character dinosaurs)
  • Captain Falcon: Deadpool (wacky, Crazy AwesomeBreakout Character with a red mask and tight suit)
  • Peach: Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen (blonde love interest for Mario/Spidey who occasionally shows similar powers)
  • Charizard: Lockheed or Sauron (both dragon-like characters)
  • Cloud: Batman (brooding, edgy, dressed in black and flagship character for his company, and rival to Link/Cap)
  • Ridley: Fin Fang Foom (giant evil dragon serving as an occasional enemy to Samus/Iron Man)
Feel free to help fill out this list

Lucario is a Saiyan.

No, he is not a Pokemon. Even in the Pokemon universe, he secretly belongs to a race of Saiyans. Seriously, Just look at his final smash.
  • If so, he must be Sonic's minion, as he has never been able to become a Super Saiyan as Sonic does.
  • Lucario replaced Mewtwo by killing him in a seven-episode-long battle, after he discovered that Mewtwo was related to Frieza, the destroyer of the Saiyan homeworld.
  • If you guys are just kidding, sorry, but SERIOUSLY. He was just VOICE-acted by Vageta. And the aura....

Mewtwo is Z Frieza.

Both have a white/whitish and purple color scheme, both use telekinesis, both are uber powerful, they both have tails.... Coincidence? I think NOT!
  • And he was replaced by Lucario who is similar to — and voice acted by the same person as — Goku.
    • Alt theory... he could be another one of Frieza's race.

Tabuu isn't evil.

This is actually the basis for a Fanfiction I want to write at some point with alot of alternate dimension stuff, so watch out for brainfarts. Tabuu is from an alternate universe, where instead of there being a creative and a destructive force, Tabuu is both at once. Since this is an alternate version of the Brawl universe, all the characters in this alternate world are similar but different. Maybe he's a Nintendo fan, or maybe it's just a coincidence. Whatever the case, Crazy Hand makes the subspace dimension, which explains its destructive power, and uses it as a bridge between dimensions. Crazy heads into Tabuu's world and forces him into subspace, then closes the portal behind him, explaining why Crazy isn't in the Brawl storyline. Then Tabuu appropriately goes mad and uses subspace to get revenge by destroying what he thinks is Crazy's universe; in a way, he chose the right place, but destroying it would only make Crazy happier. Anyway, Tabuu starts his evil plan to destroy Crazy's own personal world using the power of the subspace dimension, and meanwhile Crazy is tearing his universe into confetti. The reason why Tabuu doesn't destroy things, and instead creates the "great maze", is because he's trying to rebuild his own universe. Of course, the Heroes trophify/destroy him, and before Subspace closes, Crazy returns through it. Essentially dooming a entire universe forever with his power. Crazy just destroyed a universe and got away with it. While Tabuu tried to BUILD one and got destroyed. Bet you feel a bit guilty now.
  • Nnnope.
  • But since the characters obviously have some sort of communication (how else did Lucario and Meta Knight convince Snake to help them?), Tabuu should have been able to explain. They knew Crazy Hand was missing, so that part, at least, was believable. Furthermore, why didn't he just steal building materials from the various worlds?
    • For the second question: He kinda was. For the first: Since we're assuming the smashers communicate without talking, then we don't know if Tabuu was doing the same, and the Smashers justdidn'tcare.
  • He didn't bother to try explaining himself, he made evil clones, was the man behind various villains, and there's the whole "mass slaughter of R.O.B.s via Subspace Bomb detonation" bit. Yeah, I still enjoyed beating him down.

Master Hand and Crazy Hand are controlled by the next evolution of Wham Bam Rock.

First we had Wham Bam Rock in Kirby Super Star, with stone hands that did a lot of the things that Master Hand does, swatting, smashing, grabbing, etc. Then in Kirby Super Star Ultra, we get Wham Bam Jewel, who upgrades to using Master-Hand style finger gun moves and such. He will most likely continue to escalate his form until he reaches a godlike amount of power, perhaps with a wish from NOVA, and become Wham Bam Master.

Master and Crazy Hand are the Mirror Universe versions of Wham Bam Rock.

In a parallel to the above, we see Master and Crazy Hand in the Mirror World in Kirby: The Amazing Mirror. The Mirror World has opposite copies of several Kirby characters: Kirby himself, Meta Knight, and Whispy Woods (King Golem) to name a few. Wham Bam Rock is a deity-looking stone idol with unattatched hands made of stone. Master and Crazy hand are deities with perfectly humanlike hands. Both have very similar attack patterns, although Wham Bam tends to use falling stones more than lasers. Just close enough to be fitting, and yet worlds apart in implementation.

Tabuu is Doctor Manhattan.

Blue, bald, terrifyingly powerful. Doctor Manhattan states his intention to create humanity before leaving at the end of Watchmen. Tabuu creates the Primids. Possibly, the long, lonely trip through space has made him insane, possibly to the point of hallucinations and delirium, hence the destruction the Subspace Army causes and the aggression towards the player characters.
  • If only Rorschach had timed his dodges right...
  • Actually, he's a program written by Dr Manhattan, which is why he looks kinda like him, because TRON looked like his creator too.
  • If he was Manhattan, that does raise the question of what happened to his... y'know... I mean, Tabuu's naked as Manhattan always is, but he doesn't have the parts. Did he cut them off or something?

Nintendo and Microsoft are secretly allied.

They plan to take down Sony by hoarding all the good games, splitting them between each other. The fact that the Xbox is releasing Katamari Damacy and Metal Gear Solid games only serve to confirm this. This really doesn't belong here, but the other place I have it is hard to find.

The SSB world is a Crapsack World.

Think about it. They are all kept as slaves, only released out of their trophy forms to fight in front of thousands as entertainment. The SSE is the chronicle of their escape, and SSE army is trying to reclaim them back.

SSE is a parable encouraging harmlessly weird hobbies.

Master Hand is still the avatar for a collector of Nintendo trophies, but he isn't a child anymore. He's a grown man, and pressure from the outside world, represented by Tabuu, has made him try to break with his "childish" past. He stops displaying his collection in his living room, starting with Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr.Mario, and Young Link; eventually, he gets into a shouting contest with a close friend about his hobby, set off by the Ganondorf trophy. The friend says that such things are childish and that he should focus on more adult things. At this point he gives up and puts the whole collection in storage, and Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr.Mario, and Young Link are broken or lost by the move. Some time later, he finds the King Dedede, Ness, and Luigi trophies. Hit with waves of nostalgia, he decides to look into the online presence of trophy collectors and finds a surprisingly active and friendly community — people the same age as him, even. He's finally inspired to bring the collection out of storage by someone whose favourite trophy is Sonic. He gets into further arguments now and then, but Tabuu's wings have been clipped, and Master Hand shines even brighter for it. He then goes and buys Toon Link and Wolf.

In the Brawlverse, King Dedede is a pimp.

  • Evidence 1: 3 of his costumes are stereotypical "pimp colours" (Pink, Baby blue, and Purple) and his normal outfit is red, which means he flies the flags of a Blood. He also has the Playboy logo on the back of his Pimp coat.
  • Evidence 2: When he trophyfies Luigi, which is his way of making you a hoe, he gives him a pimp slap, to show him who's boss.
  • Evidence 3: He puts two buttons on Ness and Luigi but sacrifices his own to put in on a Princess, because they would generate the most profit.
  • Evidence 4: In the SSE, he lives in the Playboy Mansion.
  • Evidence 5: When Bowser wrecks Dedede's mansion, Dedede looks up and just lets a huge concrete block knock him out, obviously because he smoked one too many doobies and it messed up his reflexes.
  • Evidence 6: As soon as all the fighters are beaten by Tabuu, the badges activate, because that means he was not one to buy the services of his ladies.
  • Evidence 7: He pimp slaps Bowser in the face, which automatically makes Bowser shut up, evidence of a strong Pimp hand.
  • Evidence 8: He throws his hoes at you.
    • Okay, that made me crack up. Hoe-Throw attack...

The Crazy Hand is the kid's wanking Hand.

  • Which is why he is crazy.
    • That doesn't sound right to me — That's about the age you stop playing with toys. Unless this kid has some weird, weird interests.... Rule 34 and all that... But if that were true, the game wouldn't be about Nintendo Characters fighting.
      • Which is why he doesn't show up until Melee — at which point the kid has entered middle school and is having trouble putting away his toys/experiencing an awkward sexual awakening. By the time he's in high school, he's done with the toys and has settled for writing Nintendo crossover fanfiction (SSE), which in turn explains why Crazy Hand doesn't show up in SSE.
      • Somehow, the introduction of Zero Suit Samus in Brawl, along with Zelda's more realistic design, only reinforces that for me.
      • This goes along perfectly with the concept of Master Hand and Crazy Hand being the hands of Christian Weston Chandler.

Tabuu is a program created by Master Xehanort.

  • They look exactly alike; Tabuu has the neon glow. Also helps that Tron has been a world in Kingdom Hearts II. And that the two games happen to share a scenario writer. This, of course, has the supplementary WMG that Brawl is in fact a game on Ansem's computer network, because his apprentices loved to have late night Smash Bros. marathons.
    • This troper now imagines Xehanort, Lord of The Heartless, using Dark-Toon Link in a game against Sora, who's using Kirby... hilarious.

Master Hand and Crazy Hand are Rayman.

They have no visible support. They're like white gloves. They're right and left. Yeah. They're Rayman.
  • It took a while, but it seems Rayman's trophy in Smash Bros. Wii U Jossed this theory.

The whole "the Smashers exist only to fight" in the backstory is simply an allegory for their status as video game characters.

Lucas came to our world and became famous.

OK, first, consider the character of Lucas himself. His name is Lucas, his symbol is a planet, his hairstyle is... well, let's say it's distinctive, and he fights with a mystical energy that surrounds us all. He comes from the world of Earthbound / Mother, which has very strong ties to alien mythology, so we know he was exposed to that kind of story from an early age. Next, Lucas gets thrust into the Smashverse. There, he's a young kid who is not very courageous, but in the Subspace Emissary he learns to man up and do the right thing for the common good after Ness cares for him, and he decides to go on an adventure to avenge him. In the Smashverse, he also learns (and meets, of course) a group of people devoted to protecting a huge multiverse from a tyrannical ruler. These people (the other smash characters; Mario, Link, Samus, etc.) have extraordinary abilities, but they're up against a group with similar abilities that uses them for evil. Also, note that there are many more good guys than bad guys in the Smashverse.

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